- girl: babe come over
- boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl: my parents aren't home
- boy: I know
(This has been requested, so now I’m making a TL;DR version of the Ancestor timeline with all the facts that we know of and that I can remember.
The whole thing is very long so I’m going to put a read more in there. I hope you find it helpful! :D)
- The Condesce appears on Alternia and grows up to kill the previous Empress and becomes Empress herself.
- Dualscar, The Grand Highblood, Darkleer, Mindfang and the Dolorosa appear as grubs on Alternia in no known order.
- They grow up.
O, train me not, sweet mermaid, with thy note,
to drown me in thy sister’s flood of tears.
Part 1 of my beach shoot from last week
This will probably end up in three maybe four parts. To be updated.
I’m going to get married on a Wednesday so I can be like ‘I got Wed on a Wed’
That’s fucking rad
Did you just compliment yourself?
This is a private conversation could you please give us some privacy
I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
"They told me I could be anything.
So I became the sky.”